unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

(via saltshayker)

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via givingblowjobs)

hitterlick:

*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*

(via deotershit)

rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

(Source: rhydonmyhardon, via sucked-it-and-saw)

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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(via sucked-it-and-saw)

carnevore:

at school like 
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(via breadbooksandbooze)


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